The most boringest guy on the universe cares a lot about what is going on. The super most boringest guy around wants you to call him and see how his day went; the intoxicatingly dull, boring, handsome man wishes it was summer, somewhere, deep down inside even though he's been telling all his friends that winter has finally made him happy as he can now hibernate guilt free.

The most boring man you know hates to sweat and claims that melody is dead and he most definitely plays the saxophone. When girls dump him he goes to the Mall of America to buy fitted baseball hats and Nike shoes. He's going to get fit.

The most awful man is terrible at keeping secrets and becomes rather offended when you don't hand them over. He wants your children, your animals, and the way you smell. He might offer up his indifference to your horror in exchange. He'd really like to make it to your candle making party, but the boring son is tired and would rather say he'll call you tomorrow to see how it went. Did he mention he has a gym membership and likes to follow politics? He will even if he already has since he doesn't have much to say.